Sunday, March 29, 2015

The Stalking Chihuahua

So I have a pet chihuahua and I believe that he is plotting my death.

This story is a very short one because it is not yet finished.
So the reason that I believe that my chihuahua is plotting to kill me is because of how he behaves around me. When my family is home he always cuddles with me and whines for attention but when my family leaves he acts differently. I will be walking around my house minding my own business and doing whatever the heck that I usually do and then I will see my little dog. He will be in odd places watching me, around dressers or walls but always at a distance. He wont move when I call to him and just continues to stare at me. If its not creepy enough that he watches me from around corners and furniture but he always squints his eyes and it makes his adorable face look angry. He never wags his tail and he never comes when I call. Then my family comes home and we are best friends again. But as soon as they leave it goes back to the stalking and the death glares.
So he has to be plotting something, and naturally I believe that it is to kill me.